95. batteries NOT included
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95. batteries NOT included
96) if you would like to speak to a representative...
please press: 985213407259874500248200214 here
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
OH lord Shatzy, you just reminded me about tryig to pay my cable bill over the phone, the automated system:
97. We're sorry, you did not enter your account number quick enough for us to establish your account.
well screw me for not having quick enough fingers and not knowing the number by heart
BITCH!
screw phone bill pay... go on the internet... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
98) thank you for using ticketmaster... please
pay $9 million dollars in service charges
99) Please wait to be seated.
100) Hello this is Napstar and the lawyer representing the music industry and we would like to talk to you about the music you down loaded
72. you have issues
73. I have issues I need to work out before I can take on that kinda commitment.
74. exscuse me ma'am, either you sat in some ketchup or I think you just got your period
75. I need to find myself and who I am first
101. It's not MY fault. It's not ME, it's YOU,
SO you better get YOURSELF together.
102. YOU better get YOUR shit straight, before you find yourself, BY YOURSELF.
My response to that would be:
"yeah, ugh-ugh, ok, WHATEVER!
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103) You get the wet spot
104) AHHH AHHHH OHHHHHHH (*** cough cough gag [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] **** YOU BASTARD!!!
105) 430 am WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa WAAAAAAAAAA
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106)... and in the news... gas prices are skyrocketing
due to our foreign affairs
107) We are sorry but we are going to have to increase your health insurance deductables due to rising health care costs.
108) Im sorry we are gonna have to amputate
109) The file you have requested is no longer available.. please contact your system administrator.